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True fact: In the early days of the U.S.A., Vagina-Americans could not vote at all! Well, except for some states allowed widows to vote. White widows who owned property, that is -- duh! Anyway, the RWNJs of that era argued that some of those vote-happy widows were <i>ineligible</i>. So congratulations Kris Kobach. And welcome to the 18th century.

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<i>All ... the ... time.</i>

Like Dick Cheney being right about something. Like transvaginal ultrasounds changing a grown woman's mind. Like more guns saving lives.

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So marry your cousin! Problem solved!

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"You'll chute your overly large black eye out, Alien Kid!"

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Only <i>widows</i> commit voter fraud because sluts, abortion and birth control, obvs.

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Would appearing briefly in the skies over Roswell be an acceptable alternative?

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Obviously Kansas needs a DNA registry of voters. It's the only way to be sure.

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Dear Kansas, America is becoming majority-minority and there's nothing you can do about it. Using the politics of fear you only attract the conservative white voters that will become a minority thus ensuring the loss of power and status you crave. It may be a decade or so but you will end up in the dustbin of history. And the majority of Americans can't wait.

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Disguises? Just for the <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=j2Y0x0ZKJLE" target="_blank">stonings</a>.

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