San Francisco Sheriff Ross Mirkarimi was all nah mang nah mang ain't resignin' after he pleaded guilty to misdemeanor "unlawful imprisonment" of his wife (bargained down from domestic violence battery, dissuading a witness and child endangerment), and was sentenced to a Lindsay Lohanesque "probation and community service." So now the mayor's all, dude, the fuck?
Watch out Sheriff Arapio! Looks like someone else wants to be "America's Toughest Sheriff". And he's doing it Your Way™ -- through abuse of power.
The dude is 65% of the way to a full John Ensign.
So the mystery panties were pink?
older commie brother eric and commie mom!
this is a wonkette i can totally believe -
watch for family feuds...
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In all seriousness, it says a great deal more about the women than it does about the guy.
A Coltraine has never so much as finger banged a Mirkarimi, and they never will.
Guy is getting dressed in the golf course clubhouse. His friend notices he's putting on a pair of women's panties.
"When did you start wearing those?"
"Since my wife found them in our bedroom."
Sharif don't like it.
No, Sheriff Asshole, Hiram Monserrate is not someone after whom you, or anyone else, should be modelling your behavior.
Is Sheriff Ross any relation to our own SheriffRoscoe?
Watch out Sheriff Arapio! Looks like someone else wants to be "America's Toughest Sheriff". And he's doing it Your Way™ -- through abuse of power.
In San Francisco? Really?
And now we know where all those panties go when they disappear from your drying machine. Or microwave.