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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>So yes, there’s kind of a threat, but it’s best addressed with a good antivirus program, not a sermon.</i>

I seem to recall that conservatards are not at all in favor of antiviral programs.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

His dad actually wanted the name "Sheetrock", but they messed up at the hospital.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Cash in your lottery winnings first, so you can afford to show her a good time.

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bobbert's avatar

Too much danger of confusing him with Fuckface von Clownstick. There can be only one.!!1111!!!!

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bobbert's avatar

But boldly.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ok...I won't provide the link that will shatter your illusions <i>because I love you that much</i><br /><br />---

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bobbert's avatar

One of the choral groups I'm in did an SATB arrangement of that very song last Xmas. Of course, being as how we're (mostly) old and (mostly) white, it didn't sound <i>exactly</i> the same.

Edit: But on the upside, I got to do an evil laugh at one point.

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fuflans's avatar

it never really changes does it?

missed you!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Social media oversharing may have just jumped the shark. If politicians wives have thrown in, it's over.

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bobbert's avatar

Very.

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bobbert's avatar

And don't get me started on the Book of Mormon.

No, really, don't. It's bad for my blood pressure.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Paging Senator Reid. Senator Reid, please pick up the white courtesy phone...

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Russian brides are so passe.

Now Chinese brides, that's where the market share is...

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PubOption's avatar

I can see why the Repubs want to keep the TVA in its current form. If it is privatized it will be harder to use the profits as a slush fund.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

DEAR WONKET

THIS IS GLEEM MCSHINEYS WIFE. YOU ALL NEED TO STOP THROWING ALL THAT STRANGE POOTIE TANG AND NAKED PICTURES HIS WAY OR ELSE I'LL TOTALLY EMBARRASS YOU AND STUFF. SO DON'T YOU DO IT AND HE IS REALLY MARRIED AND THIS IS NOT A REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY PLOY.

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