(See update at end of post)You will be delighted to know that, today at least, the title "Alabama State Senator" is not going to be associated with yet another nomination for Wonkette's coveted Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year Award. Rather, it is going to be followed by a name, which is "Shadrack McGill," and then the story of how Shadrack McGill's wife Heather
One of the choral groups I&#039;m in did an SATB arrangement of that very song last Xmas. Of course, being as how we&#039;re (mostly) old and (mostly) white, it didn&#039;t sound <i>exactly</i> the same.
Edit: But on the upside, I got to do an evil laugh at one point.
THIS IS GLEEM MCSHINEYS WIFE. YOU ALL NEED TO STOP THROWING ALL THAT STRANGE POOTIE TANG AND NAKED PICTURES HIS WAY OR ELSE I&#039;LL TOTALLY EMBARRASS YOU AND STUFF. SO DON&#039;T YOU DO IT AND HE IS REALLY MARRIED AND THIS IS NOT A REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY PLOY.
<i>So yes, there&rsquo;s kind of a threat, but it&rsquo;s best addressed with a good antivirus program, not a sermon.</i>
I seem to recall that conservatards are not at all in favor of antiviral programs.
His dad actually wanted the name &quot;Sheetrock&quot;, but they messed up at the hospital.
Cash in your lottery winnings first, so you can afford to show her a good time.
She knows a good idea when she sees it.
Too much danger of confusing him with Fuckface von Clownstick. There can be only one.!!1111!!!!
But boldly.
Ok...I won&#039;t provide the link that will shatter your illusions <i>because I love you that much</i><br /><br />---
One of the choral groups I&#039;m in did an SATB arrangement of that very song last Xmas. Of course, being as how we&#039;re (mostly) old and (mostly) white, it didn&#039;t sound <i>exactly</i> the same.
Edit: But on the upside, I got to do an evil laugh at one point.
it never really changes does it?
missed you!
Social media oversharing may have just jumped the shark. If politicians wives have thrown in, it&#039;s over.
Very.
And don&#039;t get me started on the Book of Mormon.
No, really, don&#039;t. It&#039;s bad for my blood pressure.
Paging Senator Reid. Senator Reid, please pick up the white courtesy phone...
Russian brides are so passe.
Now Chinese brides, that&#039;s where the market share is...
I can see why the Repubs want to keep the TVA in its current form. If it is privatized it will be harder to use the profits as a slush fund.
DEAR WONKET
THIS IS GLEEM MCSHINEYS WIFE. YOU ALL NEED TO STOP THROWING ALL THAT STRANGE POOTIE TANG AND NAKED PICTURES HIS WAY OR ELSE I&#039;LL TOTALLY EMBARRASS YOU AND STUFF. SO DON&#039;T YOU DO IT AND HE IS REALLY MARRIED AND THIS IS NOT A REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY PLOY.