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I'm gonna need serious hydration.

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Yes, and you're not the only one to say sohttps://disqus.com/home/dis...

He was doing Paul Manafort's laundry. This clip is literally from a year ago.https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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The Koch Brothers are pulling all those strings.

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The same people who noticed which GOP Senators with the all-white nationalist constituencies went to Moscow on July 4th to suck Putin's kneecaps (where his oligarchs denied them an audience with him just so everybody knew how the power (im)balance was supposed to be apportioned).

If you're not at least a little scared, you're not paying attention. I don't like to quote Bill Maher, but I was sure glad he had Nancy MacLean on (even though I'm more than a little bit bent that I've been kinda sorta writing & screeching about this since January 2017 and it's someone white who gets invited on his show to talk about it in front of millions).

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Send them all to jail, so we don't have to go through the "out on bail I WILL NEVER RESIGN" endless speechifying.

(Yes, I know I sound like Judge Dredd)

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Alan Ruck's Connor Roy literally said in the Successions finale the other night "Any schlump can have a few million bucks."

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It will be fun to see how deep he is in the Russian money laundering. I always said he was the "sleeper" that will outpace all of them (with the possible exception of the Grifter-in Chief and spawn).

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Jedi is obviously second declension so it goes Jed, Jedi, Jedo, Jedum, Jedo for the singular and Jedi, Jedorum, Jedis, Jedos, Jedis for the plural.

I know that because my teacher made me write it out a hundred times for homework.

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My God. Do they ALL look like Mr. Magoo?

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Now I’m even madder now that I KNOW that cheap bastard knew damn well $2 was kind of a high price to pay for a can of soup.

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No, he was the ROUS.

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And, responding to the image above, the price of my favorite canned beers has gone up $2.50 a six pack. Asshole.

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I thought "Jedi" was the plural of "Jedus."

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Isn't this the EXACT SAME scam the scat pile in the oval office pulled?

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The man "who shall not be named" is likely to be the biggest grifter of them all, dwarfing Ross' $1 billion dollar con.

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Ha ha, M. Licinus Crassus was using that line in the Roman Republic's elections 2100 years ago.

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