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Wildlife Lobbyists Now Holding Animal Fights
From rural Mexico to our crumbling ghettos, nothing amuses folks like a vicious fight between chickens or pit bulls. That's why Washington's beloved World Wildlife Federation is now holding virtual animal fights! Also, it's a really odd way to tie wildlife conservation to, uhm, the Super Bowl.

We've always wondered if it was an accident that the panda-loving lobbyists shared "WWF" with the World Wrestling Federation.
Bears Vs. Colts [World Wildlife Federation]