It is a very exciting time in Florida, for the elderly right-wing Cubans and elderly moderate-Republican condo dwellers and the middle-aged anger bears driving around in their nearly repo'd giant pickups hoping for a devastating hurricane so they can do some construction again. Florida! It's a lot like the United States, but even scuzzier and scammier and tackier. It is America to the Limit! Mitt Romney is going to win, the pollsters say, because the elderly moderate-Republican condo dwellers outnumber the elderly right-wing Cubans and the Truck Nutz rednecks driving around with clenched teeth and clenched sphincters while fuming along to the Rush Limbaugh AM radio program. Yay, democracy.
Will Florida Choose the Plutocrat Or the Amoral Jewelry-Debt Piglet?
Looks like 'merica's gonna be singing soprano soon.
Tumor please...with a side of sleeping pills.
I think Calista's just fucking Goofy.