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Ill-Advised's avatar

Ruh-roh?

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

That's okay. We're fortunate to have the money, or we can get an extension until we do. Either way, it's a pain in his butt, and it's worth it.

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brandodell's avatar

The purpose of nonwhite Republicans isn't so much to convince nonwhites to vote Republican but to convince whites that Republicans aren't really racist so it's safe to vote for them.

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Oh me too! Not just copy like this. I read my technical manuals with an air menace just like the scary voice.Documentaries which show medical experiments with a hushed and awed voice-over are also favorites of mine: "these electrical engineers working a major semiconductor manufacturing facility have each had a full frontal lobotomy and yet they are able to carry out their assigned tasks competently and comletely"

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Lyndonista 🇺🇸🇺🇦's avatar

This would be a laughable farce... if Bernie Sanders is not the Democratic nominee. ...However that event would change everything in Texas' suburbia.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

In an attempt to calm the stock market, shouldn't we be quarantining all flights from India, starting today?

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

Well, not unless you are accustomed to reading them in a crisp british accent like the nice mapquest directions lady - the only kind voice I ever hear

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VandeGraf's avatar

"More people should be dumb like me." Really?

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

In a world where Nancy Pelosi and "The Squad" want to take away your right to refuse to treat anyone not like you like a second class citizen....

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tegrat's avatar

Why do they say just 90% of the time? Why not 100% of the time? As long as they're making shit up, go for it! It's not like there's any honesty left on their side anyways.

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Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

This twunt needs a tumbrel ride. Fer sure.

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tegrat's avatar

"In a world..."

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VandeGraf's avatar

Think I saw him near the on-ramp with a sign. Will Hurd for money.

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Let's hope so. Whenever I get too down (thanks Wonket!) I remember how liberal my two kids are. More liberaller than me; am I'm a freaking socialist!

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Blanche de Shambles 🍹🦩🌺🌴🌋🌴🐙's avatar

It's really only half a car.

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Skepti-KC's avatar

These crooked, lying, hypocritical, propagandizing pieces of shit are incapable of doing or saying anything remotely approaching reality.

The mythification of the nation is getting damned outrageous.

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