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Arya'sHitList 🏴‍☠️'s avatar

Schadenfreude reserves: Filling

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Arya'sHitList 🏴‍☠️'s avatar

Yes. And a former governor who did a pretty good job IIRC. Pretty moderate, has been a decent D representative

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WTF's avatar

I COULD NOT AGREE MORE

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hornheat,  IronGoddessOfMercy's avatar

Oh jeez that's right!!! See what I mean???

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Arya'sHitList 🏴‍☠️'s avatar

I've dealt with some of these situations. It's not always about the absolute amount of money. There are also considerations regarding future plans, financing, solvency etc. for the property. The highest offer isn't necessarily the best one. That's a clickbait headline, kids. https://media4.giphy.com/me...

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Arya'sHitList 🏴‍☠️'s avatar

Apparently Kushner was involved and rejected prior to the acceptance of the other offer

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Rex Trevor's avatar

BREAKING BAD News: Turns out that trump's federal Income tax returns have all been destroyed in a mysterious wastebasket fire several months ago. The really uncanny thing about this is it's the same wastebasket that GWB's military records also mysteriously caught fire in in 1973. They sure knew how to make wastebaskets that would last back then.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Dear Ms. Manners,

My colleague and I have a dispute and we have agreed to abide by your advice.

I am a very old man and she is a beautiful young woman. We have been tasked with throwing Governor Greg Gianforte to the ground. That he needs this is beyond doubt. That it would be beneficial to everyone in the universe has been established to a certainty by careful experimental data collected by the University of Montana Institute of Advanced Physics (aka Wonkette)

But my colleague insists I be the first one to do it because she says "age before beauty!"

I, being of an older generation, feel that women should go first and want to hold the door for her and also her coat while she does the honors.

In a way we both are right. But the University of Montana has said we must decide on which one is to go first so quantum superposition can be maintained and the worm doesn't escape into the multiverse!

Are the eggheads correct? Must I go against every tenet of etiquette that I learned in my long life or do I defer to a wise woman?

Yrs,

Old Handsome Joe BidenCurrently stamping out fires out west

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Red Richmond's avatar

Defenestrated into a deforestation inflamation?

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Red Richmond's avatar

I've already switched to my Auxiliary Backup Schadenfreude tank.

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gammarae's avatar

Sadly for Cawthorn, there's probably no one who will respond:

"who touches a hair on yon gray head,dies like a dog! March on," he said.

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liberal soap box's avatar

Just perfect 3 bullshitters in the room!

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

As a matter of fact, a desalinization plant in Southern California just got the go-ahead. But yeah, it is not an ideal solution. These plants use a lot of energy, and disposal of the brine is an environmental problem.

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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

Not as much any more. California has ripped out a lot of almond orchards lately. There isn't enough water to keep them alive.

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Catbird's avatar

I wonder if gianforte realizes that he is nothing more than a brownshirt in the fascisto-publican party?

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