Despite the official story claiming Obi-Wan Kenobi was killed by our forces after being located in a remote desert compound after twenty years of evading the Empire, many people simply don't believe Kenobi is gone. Others doubt the timing of the story, especially the convenient "burial in space" -- allegedly according to the teachings of Kenobi's ancient religion. But the real question is what this means for the rebellion against the Empire. Despite the lack of a grave site that could become a shrine to Obi-Wan's followers, some say the reported killing of the old radical might actually energize the movement he once led. Could the entire Imperial System be vulnerable to, perhaps, a few fanatic pilots?
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Layne, I find your lack of faith disturbing.
i, personally, would have preferred a tolkien geekfest but you know, you go to war with the sci fi you have.
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i refuse to believe anyone in al qaeda was harrison ford.
i am shallow that way.
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Ki-Adi Mundi?
Redd Foxx. standing by.
Joe Arpaio?
No, that&#039;s paregoric you&#039;re thinking of.
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Say one thing only Yoda will: NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!
No...no it doesn&#039;t.