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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Layne, I find your lack of faith disturbing.

fuflans's avatar

i, personally, would have preferred a tolkien geekfest but you know, you go to war with the sci fi you have.

fuflans's avatar

i refuse to believe anyone in al qaeda was harrison ford.

i am shallow that way.

chascates's avatar

Speaking of Imperial Storm Troopers: Newt Gingrich: Marriages, Divorces, Affairs Timeline <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/11/newts-wo...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

chascates's avatar

Newt Gingrich: A History Of Hypocrisy <a href="http://politicalcorrection...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://politicalcorrection.org/factcheck/20110511...">http://politicalcorrection....

Spurning Beer's avatar

Redd Foxx. standing by.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No, that's paregoric you're thinking of.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Read the comments on the source article - every lame gag you can think of, someone's already thought of it. (100 upfists to anyone who comes up with something original.)

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Say one thing only Yoda will: NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No...no it doesn't.