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teele's avatar

Yeah, he could have gone down, to the modest number of people who heard about him, as a dastardly villain in the mold of Mr. Potter from "It's a Wonderful Life," or the pre-redempted E. Scrooge. But, noooooo, Mr. Murray decides to go all in on expanding his fame to tens of millions, playing the part of the buffoon, the laughingstock, the backward village idiot. To each his own.

Jared James's avatar

Any aggregate total of a billion would probably get the point across.

Bigby's avatar

For what? Speaking my opinion anonymously on my own time? My boss is at least as left wing as I am.

The Librarian's avatar

"Had I known that this evil mountain, this alive mountain, would do what it did, I would never have sent the miners in here. I’ll never go near that mountain again." Riiiiight, because the mountain held a gun to Murray's head and forced him to send the miners to their deaths. Another good reason we need gun control laws.

Geoff Forgie's avatar

Dear Bob: Go hang yourself and let your corporation collapse. Sincerely, America.

Fritz1964's avatar

Yep. Let's kill coal (re-bury it?) one solar panel at a time.

smusherface's avatar

Except with Trump, his people say "the president didn't do that," and then Trump tweets "Oh yes I did!" and then expects them to convince everyone that he didn't do it or admit to doing it, and threatens to fire them when they can't.

Jared James's avatar

Hey, owning a mine comes with bad PR, especially when you are criminally negligent with safety. He should have known what he was getting into.

unionthuggery's avatar

They delved too deep and unleashed an ancient evil of fire and shadow.

WellIGotNothing's avatar

Holy jesus christ what a fat load of shit. The in-your-face disdain this guy has for the families of the men he killed is awful. Too bad the little muffin is terminally ill.

The Reverend Stu''s avatar

We should send him every Chip & Dale & Rocky & Bullwinkle episode ever created... On BetaMax I imagine.

Boojum's avatar

Last talking squirrel I saw said not to eat the brown acid.

Boojum's avatar

Did you get their number? Asking for somebody I barely know.