For years now, the media has waited with bated breath for Barack Obama's hair to turn totally gray. The stresses of the job are supposed to do this to a president, we've been told. But why is it taking so long? The media is always right about such important matters. The only answer:
Boner has been rockin the rug for quite some time. A reduced "Trent Lott."
If Obama goes Funkadelic, I'm going to lose it.
I believe Pantone calls that color Bigot Ocher.
Do you want to see the average American naked, enough said.
If he was a real American President he'd have orange hair like Ronald Reagan.
Hey, everyone knows that once you go black, you never go back!