The Democratic presidential primary might get a little more crowded very soon -- like three whole candidates, not counting the ones who don't count -- because SOURCES SAY that Old Handsome Joe Biden is going to declare his intention to rob Hillary Clinton of the crown the ancients prophets said she was to assume as U.S. American president. Are the Sources Who Say correct? Who knows! We should take this with a grain of salt and stuff, because
I think it's cause for celebration that we have smokin' good candidates like Hills, Handsome Joe and Bernie, while the other side can't find a candidate with two functioning neurons to rub together. Let us enjoy and cherish this!
Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden.You realize that during a debate between the aforementioned. The natural loss of skin cells of the three. Equals the total IQ points of all their Bircher opponents combined!
I mean, for real. The democrats are getting a wealth of choices now, while I'm just gleeful over the shitstorm that is coming if they fail to nominate someone as adequately boring as "Jeb!" in favor of A Idiot (anyone else).
I think it's cause for celebration that we have smokin' good candidates like Hills, Handsome Joe and Bernie, while the other side can't find a candidate with two functioning neurons to rub together. Let us enjoy and cherish this!
Back when people thought Ryan was a star. Now? Not so much. That's the old "Biden Bump".
There's math in the comments.
To be technical about it, "¡Huebb!"
Don't B. Gross.
Upside: you've never had morning wood like this before!
Wonkette, you heartless bitch you, don't tease me like this!
That's beautiful! "Two functioning neurons" absolutely fabulous!
Be still my heart.You play with my heart, for shame.
Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden.You realize that during a debate between the aforementioned. The natural loss of skin cells of the three. Equals the total IQ points of all their Bircher opponents combined!
I mean, for real. The democrats are getting a wealth of choices now, while I'm just gleeful over the shitstorm that is coming if they fail to nominate someone as adequately boring as "Jeb!" in favor of A Idiot (anyone else).
By that time it'll have turned into a Corvette or something, right?
OHJB can have them lined up around the block for a week. Not a problem.
ETA: (Well, Jill might be problem, if he had that many lined up and waiting ... but also, OHJB has Jill?)
Bqhatevwr.
Re-elect FDR!
(look, a corpse couldn't be worse than any of the Republican candidates)
No meth. They said there'd be no meth. Listen up!
(the chemist blew himself up 'tother day, and they haven't found a new cooker yet)