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I think it's cause for celebration that we have smokin' good candidates like Hills, Handsome Joe and Bernie, while the other side can't find a candidate with two functioning neurons to rub together. Let us enjoy and cherish this!

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Back when people thought Ryan was a star. Now? Not so much. That's the old "Biden Bump".

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There's math in the comments.

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To be technical about it, "¡Huebb!"

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Don't B. Gross.

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Upside: you've never had morning wood like this before!

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Wonkette, you heartless bitch you, don't tease me like this!

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That's beautiful! "Two functioning neurons" absolutely fabulous!

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Be still my heart.You play with my heart, for shame.

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Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden.You realize that during a debate between the aforementioned. The natural loss of skin cells of the three. Equals the total IQ points of all their Bircher opponents combined!

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I mean, for real. The democrats are getting a wealth of choices now, while I'm just gleeful over the shitstorm that is coming if they fail to nominate someone as adequately boring as "Jeb!" in favor of A Idiot (anyone else).

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By that time it'll have turned into a Corvette or something, right?

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OHJB can have them lined up around the block for a week. Not a problem.

ETA: (Well, Jill might be problem, if he had that many lined up and waiting ... but also, OHJB has Jill?)

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Bqhatevwr.

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Re-elect FDR!

(look, a corpse couldn't be worse than any of the Republican candidates)

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No meth. They said there'd be no meth. Listen up!

(the chemist blew himself up 'tother day, and they haven't found a new cooker yet)

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