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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

"calling in a professional sommelier to confirm that your moscato box wine is no good" - Judge Jeanine has some words for you, SER.

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motmelere's avatar

Kane's argument leads to no member of the house can ever be expelled. Princess Di (yes, you knew she was faking it) could have shot a house fellow and motions and appeals would take her past the end of sher term. If shey get reelected, then the people have blurted out some vile shit that must be honored.

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William Donnell's avatar

"It was cut and thrust and spit a loogey in your eye. It was all pell-mell. And I was the first one over the wall!"

- George Santos Lyndon

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Ralph B's avatar

No ..They actually enjoy having a grifter in the house

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Cthulhu's avatar

Grifter(s). Spoilt for choice at this point.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

The local GOP on Long Island is against Santos, which means he probably won't even survive the primary (See: Cawthorne, Madison), no matter how much the national party may want him to stay on rather than let Hochul (D) appoint his replacement. The NY republicans are afraid he'll drag them down with him.

And that's not an unreasonable fear.

Between their general dysfunction and the number of republicans in vulnerable seats, the odds of Maga Mike keeping the gavel through 2025 are getting slimmer with each passing day.

And that's assuming republicans don't expell him before the election.

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Cthulhu's avatar

Meanwhile, Repukes in general are ok with trump dragging them down nationally. Go figure.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

They’re afraid if the cult turns on them, they’ll never get elected again. And that’s the least of the things they’re worried about.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

so he's gone from vests and jackets to a tie? is that so he can claim it was someone else in disguise?

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Sherry's avatar

Is he wearing makeup in that picture?

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

I'm more fascinated by the No Step on Snek pin.

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Rhiannon's avatar

Stephen I didn't think I could love you more but..."back to Gallifrey"

Sigh

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Gallfrey wouldn't take him. We'll have to send him to Scarro.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

Scarro wouldn't take him either, what about Raxicofallipitrious?

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JustDontSayDittos's avatar

"same personnel standards as the local Jimmy John’s."

So, does that include signing the non-compete and NDA agreements?

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Darth Trad's avatar

The man is a psychopath. And that is not a exaggeration. He looks bland and soft, but how else should an actual evil person look? Horns jutting out of their head?

Very likely there is a dead person connected to his past. At least one.

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goCatgo's avatar

Ariel notices Sebastian and Flounder all sad and bored.

"What's the matter guys?"

"The adults won't let us have any fun!"

"Us either!" chime in Heihei and Mushu!

"Well what do you want to do ?"

"Turn Desantis into a sea worm! No a grub!"

"Bite him on the leg!"

"Steal his boots!"

"You can't do that. Did you talk to Fairy Godmother?

"Yes. She said we could sew him.

Sew him? You mean sue him?

Yeah, that's it!

Well that is fun! He will squirm for months maybe years!

Ok, we sue him!!"

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/disney-accuses-ron-desantis-of-constitutional-mutiny-in-new-court-filing-144839490.html?.tsrc=fin-notif

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Karen Krebser's avatar

He's wearing the AIDS ribbon because he's the epidemiologist who single-handedly cured AIDS. #truestory

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

"...in history, just five members have been expelled by the House: three for disloyalty to the Union during the Civil War..."

Huh. 1/6 suddenly comes to mind.

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Chris Paine's avatar

>>to send Santos back to Gallifrey where he belongs<<

Santos belongs on LV-426!

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Richard S's avatar

Are you sure that's not where they found him?

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Cthulhu's avatar

Xenomorphs: "We'll have to take off and nuke the site from orbit. Only way to be sure..."

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James Baskin's avatar

It seems a bit surreal to me that Santos may get the boot but 91 felony indictments is fine.

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Amanda Mitchell's avatar

You absolutely have a point there.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Forget it James. It's Republicantown.

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NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

What are you talking about? Santos has 92 indictments! 100 even! He’s got so many indictments he’s trading them for babbys!

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Brando's avatar

Our country will never not be an embarrassment for this.

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Cthulhu's avatar

And so many other reasons, most of them Republican in nature.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"President Donald J Trump"

There's no coming back from that

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Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

"he’s beneath the dignity of a legislative body that contains Marjorie Taylor Greene." OUCH! The burn!

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