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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the thin white general...

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

But wasn't that sung to the tune of "Toreador" from Carmen? I can't believe I remember this ....

fuflans's avatar

that was one of my fav episodes.

(and david tennant is one of my fav hamlets)

Vienna Woods's avatar

Of course, most of that time he was loving in London and his wife Anne Hathaway was running things back in Stratford, so there's that. I love the whole Oxford conspiracy theory. Total wing-nuttery.

fuflans's avatar

and macduff was from his mother's womb untimely ripped.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Willi Shakes.™ "

I'm holding out for the youtube videos

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day, which is not affected by so-called “global warming”?"

it's actually the winter of our discontent...

PubOption's avatar

Well, he only gave his wife the second-best bed.

Shypixel's avatar

Ol' Billy didn't write in Iambic DumbCuntameter.

To paraphrase the immortal Dr. Zoidberg:

Your comparison is bad, and you should feel bad!

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

To go Galt or not go Galt, that is the question...

Shypixel's avatar

The answer is ALWAYS yes. Go. Please. Quickly.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

There is a grain of truth in that statement.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"in 1598 was prosecuted for hoarding grain during a time of shortage."

I call BS- what kind of capitalist would hoard grain during a shortage? That's the PERFECT time to sell. In fact, that's the whole point of hoarding it when it's cheap and plentiful...

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yeah big deal, but was he gay?