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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

What do you have against crows?

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Dinz6315's avatar

That's "swore in." As like in "we swore a oath."

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Weird Fishes's avatar

Our government is coming apart at the seams because of The Bronze Baboon's White House Amateur Hour.

Boy. Those emails must have been really really bad.

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Jon Sussex's avatar

It's like there's a 10 year old child hiding behind trump in that picture making hand gestures.

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Bebecca's avatar

You're good, no one would have been surprised if that had actually happened. I'm still laughing.

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Explody Brain's avatar

His impulse issues are so massive that I do see it as a possibility. His impulse issues lead me to believe that he actually fits the criteria for borderline personality disorder as well as narcissistic personality disorder. (It's not unusual for people with personality disorders to fit the diagnostic criteria for more than one.)

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Wait.

I thought if Mueller had a dead chicken tied to a stick that means he has immunity?https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

I don't think you'd find anyone not named Jared who wouldn't agree with an Obstruction of Justice charge, at least in private.

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Oh I don't know. Trace Adkins dressed as Carol Channing might be a little over the top.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

Only until the next election, and then it's up to the electorate.

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FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

More obvious than completely obvious? How does that work?

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Mavenmaven's avatar

He wouldn't fire Mueller because of any investigating, just as Sessions said about Comey. It will be because he thinks Giuliani or Jared could do a better job, of course...

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Meccalopolis's avatar

If the GOP were smart, they'd cut a deal with putin to get rid of t rump

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aureolamanita's avatar

Not to mention the fact that the appearance of petty intimidation tactics is often a sign that you're onto something.

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aureolamanita's avatar

They just realized it was a target for mockery? And WE'RE in a bubble?

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Flynn is the key

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