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John McLaughlin's avatar

I feel bad for the White House staff that will get COVID-19 because Trump is too full of himself to quarantine properly.

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

I feel bad for people who are exposed to Covid unknowingly. They have agency, they know the place is a fucking pest house.

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diogenez's avatar

Despite the image of robust strength and health that he hopes for, what the world sees now is one of robust foolishness and desperation.

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Spring Badger's avatar

The President Of The United States has to be taken on joy rides to Dairy Queen to feel better.

The whole world is laughing at us.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Hmmm Sounds familiar....has a 1940s feel to it.

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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

Like 70 years of fast food haven't already....

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Of course it will defy logic, reason, and scientific knowledge about the virus. It’s Trump.

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Or.G's avatar

I think it's a scam.

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James Smith's avatar

unbelievable progress = being pumped full of drugs to make trump seem like he's functioning

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carovee's avatar

So, that's a hard no, Trump is not being released. He'll just keep exposing people to the virus so he can project "strength".

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Iron Monkey's avatar

Something about this description, at least the "unbelievable progress" part, feels a little Russia, a little North Korea, a little Weekend At Bernie's.

It also feels unbelievable.

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Crash Test Dumbass's avatar

So, business as usual? Allegedly?

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Manny Bothans's avatar

All the shit they’ve pumped into him is highly likely to majorly fuck his organs up.

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BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

It's the Bolsanaro two step!

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