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Ward in Cali BOYCOTT CNN!'s avatar

I could have been a "third." But my father, in his infinite wisdom, decided to name me after a couple of movie actors he admired instead. I am glad that I did not know this until I was older, and had coped with my dissapointment at not being given his name by coming to the realization that Dad hated being a Junior and decided to give me a name that was all mine, even if it did result in some teasing and fights growing up.

Erala Contratista's avatar

How about "But Enough About You"?Or Wry Martinis"?Or the novel where two Supreme Court justices fall in love?Love his stuff."Losing Mum And Pup" is clear eyed and loving.....After all, his Papa's rag magazine fired him for being an apostate 😕

Ergoetal's avatar

Too bad James Baldwin isn't around to kick his whiney ass like he did the original Klansman:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

puredog's avatar

When your own people call your daddy "relatively undistinguished," you're doing it rong.

puredog's avatar

My father, sadly -- puredog Jr. -- did not share that infinite wisdom.

puredog's avatar

But the emanations from his corpse will kill all the crops.

kareemachan's avatar

Our snow has definitely disappeared.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Zeeker and his daddy Bozell were taking Feebs cashThey stayed up all night selling QAnon tale rehashOnce there was a blowhard who had a sister named PatFor reasons unexplained she loved daddy Bozell

Zeeker was a layabout before he coached girls basketballAnd found out the hard way nobody gives a damnHe knew that he would kill for freedom past the Capitol Cops LineSo he hopped the wall and rioted just like it was 1999

And the Feds came down, all the way to hellNever saw them when they're standingNever saw them when the hammer fell

Truck O'Trolls's avatar

tRump has just announced that Limpballs will be 'Lying-in-State' at the Mar-a-Lago Waffle Bar after Thursday's Brunch

Justin CYBER GUY!'s avatar

And don't talk about her "kidneys"

george lastrapes's avatar

William F... the man was lacertine.

george lastrapes's avatar

My impression of the Bozells has been, going on sixty years now, that they don't seek power but wish to serve the powerful, to be close, and useful. What can "Zeeker's" adventure be about? He lacks the common touch so common in the rest of them.

Dolmance's avatar

Hey, he has a reptilian tongue, just like his uncle.

Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Usually that is a Confederate reference.