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*gasp* not the frowny face!

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I had "Libtard says what?" It was a long shot but I liked the payout.

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Just sayin'...

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"...rounding the bend...", indeed.

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Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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No. I got :08 seconds in or so. No.

By the way, wasn't one of the Duke boys in that DNC sing along? Man, that really was, without snark, really amazing. So, in conclusion, fuck the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse.

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I think that pretty well sums it up.

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Oh my god! That is the best, most unintentionally hilarious thing I've seen or heard in months! Terrific! Yooge! I absolutely subscribed so I don't miss out on his inevitable greatest hits release.

It's the best kind of awful.

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*watches video**deeply regrets every bit of LSD I've done*

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Glenn checked out but Don still makes them scream.

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☺ 9

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Did Colonel Bogey ever get his General's stars?

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Or "unstrung" - ah, wait, ah, oh never mind.

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Whomever it was who handed the microphone to Rosie Perez needs a bag of salted rat dicks, stat. Otherwise, that was pretty terrific.

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Common in rural Washington, Idaho and Alaska. But usually just on Peanut Night.

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