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102415's avatar

Not until Bristol either wins or wins DWTS. Or forever because the Scientologists are running them now.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I made the mistake of hitting the "Life & Style" link - Low Life and No Style.

By far the worst items were about the "Teen Mom." A teenager with a child isn't under enough pressure? This is far beyond any rational or even irrational excuse.

No snark, no snide, nothing funny - this is just sick. I'll join the posts above that state, in various ways, "ENOUGH!"

PS: I forgot to slam that blonde Faux Kardashian featured on the site. How low can you go?

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Fartknocker's avatar

She can hide her Mary Jane in her trucknutzs.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Alaska and beavers - natch.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Wow, thank you for that mental image. My dick just wrapped itself in teflon and kevlar. That's gonna make a great case on House M.D. isn't it?

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Kim Zwhatever has definitely fucked 'up' this time. Now she is knocked up by an (white!) NFL player. Beats being a mistress. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The term is "entrepreneur," or "small businessman."

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fuflans's avatar

and just cold showing chelsea and the o'bama girls how to win murka's little diabetic hearts.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I was going to make some comment about how unfair it was to deride the children of politicians and how irrelevant it was to public office....then I remembered that Sarah Palin constantly refers to her parental status as a qualification for office, and realized I don't give a fuck.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

You should have seen her before she went to finishing school.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Tonight! On Shooting Up with the Stars...

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Spurning Beer's avatar

So again, Mrs. Palin, specifically which newspapers and magazines do you read on a regular basis?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Palins are indeed a noble family; they just keep giving and giving. *tears of joy*

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Several former peers...?" What's up with "former peers?" Were they kicked out of the House of Lords?

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