Win a Copy of Lisa Tucker's 'The Promised World,' By Proving You Can Read!

We've got three (3) copies of bestselling author Lisa Tucker's crazily well-reviewed new novel, The Promised World, available as special Wonkette Prizes for three readers who solve the Puzzle of Weirdness.UPDATE: WE HAVE WINNERS, NO MORE EMAILS PLEASE!

1) There is no Puzzle of Weirdness.

2) The first three Wonkette readers who email us with the subject line "THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A PUZZLE OF WEIRDNESS" and their name/mailing address in the email body and a little note at the end consisting of a single lyric from a 20th Century jazz standard will receive a copy ofThe Promised World.

3) There is no No. 3.