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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I haz a happy now. Thank you DM!

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I have been doing the Pinkie Pie Bounce ever since they announced an actual date...

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Are you mad? They already know everything! What could they possibly 'learn' from a 'book'?

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

After you know who launched WWII, he blamed the Jews for starting it.

True fact.

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Villago Delenda Est  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

You are, of course, asking for an acquaintance, I take it?

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CriticalDragon1177's avatar

Doktor Zoom,

The Hillary Clinton doll could easily slaughter the Alex Jones doll and his troll army dolls. That would also make a good kiddy cartoon! ;)

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3FingerPete's avatar

I stand corrected but only just barely. In his final year Ted Kennedy's presence in the Senate was sparse, and in August of 2009 he died. True, he did vote for the ACA, giving Democrats the 60 votes needed, but that was one of very few votes he did cast in 2009. He wasn't routinely available during those first eight months of Obama's first term passing Obama's agenda left and right.

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sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

It's all of a piece with his imperial decree that voting should be mandatory.

Worst. Dictator. Ever.

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doktorzoom's avatar

The existence of "Crossfire" and "Hardball"?

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doktorzoom's avatar

I think it's actually simpler-- It wasn't any of our business, so we should have let him slaughter his opponents with airstrikes. After which maybe the wingnuts would ask why Obama did nothing to stop it.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Can you prove that Farley didn't fake his death and become Alex Jones? They've never been seen together!

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doktorzoom's avatar

"You are hearing me talk"

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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doktorzoom's avatar

I assume the writers will handle that more clearly than the previews have suggested, but yeah, that bugged me too.

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ryp's avatar

Taking 15 seconds to google infowars might have been worth the time expenditure.

Of course, you have to be careful to spend no more than 15 seconds, as the various links will soon reveal that Alex Jones, Lyndon Larouche and the John Birch society are all just communist dupes promoted by the Rockefellers and the Jews to distract from their REAL AGENDA.

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H0mer0's avatar

needz moar drawl

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Bobo Yeats Druid-Jones VIII's avatar

Next up: The Alex Jones doll, complete with straight jacket and lobotomy kit. Please, someone, make this doll.

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