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Of course. Reps are really lousy at running things, so conspiracies would be quite beyond them.

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Does that mean I can tear up this certificate I faked back in the late 70s?

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That should save a bit of time.

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Okay, but you're on top.

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Salt in the coffee.

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'100% of the women we've approached have turned us down. By extrapolation, then, 100% of women are lesbians. Why didn't we see this before?'

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She became a Republican? You have my sympathies.

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I have a nice bright LED lamp in mine. You know, for just such a situation.

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I like to think we are UNcommon.

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Did your parents force you to one of those "libertard" schools? Terrible. I'm pretty sure for home school the answer is guns. Or Jesus. A+ for Jesus with guns.

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Oh, JESUS and guns. I'm gonna write that down just in case I decide to go to grad school.

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A good comeback is a terrible thing to waste (has someone else said that or can I trademark it?) (just kidding, too lazy to do so although I thought I had said something in one of my prior posts about Duggaring probably becoming a verb in the future but I couldn't find that post after seeing Evan hadn't linked to it. I know I'm hiding behind an avatar but still..)

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*makes notes* zombies... lesbians... Republicans... this is a LOT harder than I thought.

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I am told I have a pretty good imagination, but that is COMPLETELY beyond me. Glad you escaped. And you didn't have to qualify it - if you were wholly sane you probably wouldn't be trying to post comments here, what with they're not being allowed and all.

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Is OBlackity Black a lesbian now? I did not know that!

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Indeed.

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