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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Of course. Reps are really lousy at running things, so conspiracies would be quite beyond them.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Does that mean I can tear up this certificate I faked back in the late 70s?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

That should save a bit of time.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

'100% of the women we've approached have turned us down. By extrapolation, then, 100% of women are lesbians. Why didn't we see this before?'

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

She became a Republican? You have my sympathies.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I have a nice bright LED lamp in mine. You know, for just such a situation.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I like to think we are UNcommon.

Reddishrabbit's avatar

Did your parents force you to one of those "libertard" schools? Terrible. I'm pretty sure for home school the answer is guns. Or Jesus. A+ for Jesus with guns.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Oh, JESUS and guns. I'm gonna write that down just in case I decide to go to grad school.

H0mer0's avatar

A good comeback is a terrible thing to waste (has someone else said that or can I trademark it?) (just kidding, too lazy to do so although I thought I had said something in one of my prior posts about Duggaring probably becoming a verb in the future but I couldn't find that post after seeing Evan hadn't linked to it. I know I'm hiding behind an avatar but still..)

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

*makes notes* zombies... lesbians... Republicans... this is a LOT harder than I thought.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I am told I have a pretty good imagination, but that is COMPLETELY beyond me. Glad you escaped. And you didn't have to qualify it - if you were wholly sane you probably wouldn't be trying to post comments here, what with they're not being allowed and all.

ahughes798's avatar

Is OBlackity Black a lesbian now? I did not know that!