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Lefty Mark's avatar

What's this all this talk going around about Bug Lobotomy?

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Remember now, we can totally prevent our kids from discovering sex by simply never talking about it.

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If you prevent me from oppressing you with my religion then you are oppressing me with your secularism. QED.

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No, that comes after the Red Menace.

Big Sodomy does however neatly coincide with Creeping Sharia.

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Where do Big Ball Gags and Big Nipple Piercings come in? Asking for a friend.

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The male and the female crabapple trees in my front yard just celebrated their 16th anniversary as a couple, so this non-traditional marriage thing has been going on for awhile now.

Thanks, Obama.

William_C_Diaz's avatar

If this website sold "Ask me about 'Big Sodomy'" T-shirts, I would buy one and not just for the advertising potential.

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Have a great day!

William_C_Diaz's avatar

Then there will be 'Family Sized Sodomy' at Costco, for a really good price for when you need to stock up!

Have a great day!

bobbert's avatar

Dok, "podium"?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It won’t stop after consuming half the log. Nay, whole logs it shall consume! Nay, no less than half, but perhaps more than one logs, er, log, shall be consumed by it! Er...

I'll come in again.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

AND THOU SHALT MAKEST HER BEAVER SHORN!

Sounds like I might need to give this God guy another look

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Don't tell me... Big Sodomy is responsible!?

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What about Modestly Average Sized Sodomy? Asking for a friend...

Capt.Jim's avatar

Blackenstien Mamba Obama will gay snake your kids and they will either be ghey or Muslin,they have to convert or they will get their heads chopped off

bobbert's avatar

I didn't even intern.

But yeah. Or pulpit.