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The subtitle speaks for itself...

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These are not the cans of soda you are looking for...

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I'm sorry, I cannot soil my computer by visiting that Fuck Shit News site...

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I posted this, though I already know that no amount of facts or information, would actually make a difference there."I know rule #14 says never to argue with a troll but, I suppose there is a very slight chance someone might look at facts. The sun produces 3.846×10^26 W of energy per second, "http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." divided by 1.74 x 10^17 W/s of solar energy that hit the Earth. That equals 2.218x10^9. 10,000 degrees of total increase in the sun's temp, divided by 2.218x10^9 That works out to a difference in temperature of .0000045 degrees. Good job, at an EPIC fail, in both math and physics."

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I haven't trolled/laughed so hard in years. Too easy. Admit it, you had fun and may pop back from time to time to Fuuu with the neckbeards.

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Do it for the children!!

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Does this mean that if global warming is a hoax, my TV will stop working?

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Simple. It's the only way they can 'refute' all those inconvenient facts. The harsh reality, that the Universe doesn't work that way, is something they work hard at not knowing...

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I've got a spare steel one. It might last longer than your old one, though you might wanna get the existing dents hammered out of it.

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Thank goodness these are all hypothetical situations!

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That's the plan, isn't it?

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Gas? I think they're about to escalate to hydrogen.

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*rimshot*

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'Please fondle my buttocks.'

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'Article' is the best description ever for the inert lumps of matter that work there.

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Oh, like Megyn needs any help to look like a skanky au-pair. Even from those... incredible... excuse me, I need to see if I can get a senior discount on flights to the Middle East...

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