WordNetDaily columnist Erik "The Other Rush" Rush -- he really calls himself that -- would like to share with you some Thoughts About Science, which mostly boil down to: science is nice when it gives us flatscreen TVs and atomic bombs, but we'd better not trust the "scientific community" because it's full of atheists and socialists who are trying to set themselves up as some kinds of authorities on stuff that they have no business talking about, like the age of the Earth, how life came to be on Earth and whether it's getting hotter, none of which they really know a damn thing about.
I posted this, though I already know that no amount of facts or information, would actually make a difference there."I know rule #14 says never to argue with a troll but, I suppose there is a very slight chance someone might look at facts. The sun produces 3.846×10^26 W of energy per second, "http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." divided by 1.74 x 10^17 W/s of solar energy that hit the Earth. That equals 2.218x10^9. 10,000 degrees of total increase in the sun's temp, divided by 2.218x10^9 That works out to a difference in temperature of .0000045 degrees. Good job, at an EPIC fail, in both math and physics."
Simple. It's the only way they can 'refute' all those inconvenient facts. The harsh reality, that the Universe doesn't work that way, is something they work hard at not knowing...
Oh, like Megyn needs any help to look like a skanky au-pair. Even from those... incredible... excuse me, I need to see if I can get a senior discount on flights to the Middle East...
The subtitle speaks for itself...
These are not the cans of soda you are looking for...
I'm sorry, I cannot soil my computer by visiting that Fuck Shit News site...
I posted this, though I already know that no amount of facts or information, would actually make a difference there."I know rule #14 says never to argue with a troll but, I suppose there is a very slight chance someone might look at facts. The sun produces 3.846×10^26 W of energy per second, "http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." divided by 1.74 x 10^17 W/s of solar energy that hit the Earth. That equals 2.218x10^9. 10,000 degrees of total increase in the sun's temp, divided by 2.218x10^9 That works out to a difference in temperature of .0000045 degrees. Good job, at an EPIC fail, in both math and physics."
I haven't trolled/laughed so hard in years. Too easy. Admit it, you had fun and may pop back from time to time to Fuuu with the neckbeards.
Do it for the children!!
Does this mean that if global warming is a hoax, my TV will stop working?
Simple. It's the only way they can 'refute' all those inconvenient facts. The harsh reality, that the Universe doesn't work that way, is something they work hard at not knowing...
I've got a spare steel one. It might last longer than your old one, though you might wanna get the existing dents hammered out of it.
Thank goodness these are all hypothetical situations!
That's the plan, isn't it?
Gas? I think they're about to escalate to hydrogen.
*rimshot*
'Please fondle my buttocks.'
'Article' is the best description ever for the inert lumps of matter that work there.
Oh, like Megyn needs any help to look like a skanky au-pair. Even from those... incredible... excuse me, I need to see if I can get a senior discount on flights to the Middle East...