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I find this extremely entertaining, right here:

His byline reads "Brooklyn born, Long Island raised, and now living in Los Angeles, Eric Golub is a politically conservative columnist, author, public speaker, satirist and <b>comedian</b>"

Nowhere in any of the Wonket descriptions have they called themselves comedians, yet they consistently knock the living funny out of every single thing they post.

This guy is literally self-identifying as a comedian, and I have yet to see anything he's created that even approaches humor (at least intentionally).

That is really kind of sad, in a way. Eric, you're terrible at everything.

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Are you kidding? We raise the tone, eh?

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Zippy and Lionel are doing excellent work! edited to add: and as I read further, lots more from teh Wonkette!

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lol, i just went over there again when I saw your post and gave him another poke. guy is a first class douchebag and a serious liar

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Did Golub scamper around on all fours spitting "Precious...Precious?"

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"It is absolutely true that Yr Wonkette did not protest the march in support of the Muslim Brotherhood. For one thing, they don’t owe us money."

That's some funny, funny stuff right there!

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all they do is fucking whine. Seriously, what a bunch of WATBs

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and Canadians, we even let them hang out with us

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Seems like he'll do or say anything to make a buck. And his notion of "love" is all ragey. It would suck to be like that.

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remind me to skip your dish at the wonket potluck

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Holy shit, just noticed that thing. It looks like a box of Commie laundry soap- nice job!

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This is one of those times when I really wish God existed...

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What's the annual percentage rate interest on Hoft's debt? Should be in the payday-loan category, you'd think, which means by now he owes "the Wonkette ladies" about eleventy-zillion dollars, give or take a few cents.

Republicans, of course, believe that the interest rate charged to lend money to people too poor to have credit cards should be determined by the free market.

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Craigslist? Is that you?

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<em>But mostly, they don’t owe us $3150, and Jim Hoft still does.</em>

Maybe he could use one of those fancy new donation buttons over there →

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Rage Against the Make-Believe

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