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Oh shit now you opened up a can of worms. Do you have any idea how complicated this is going to get now?

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Ok.. I'm as in favor of some good schadenfreude as the next liberal Dem, but is it really justice to toss even this loser in a Texas torture prison for life, for securities fraud? Goodness, what kind of legal system do they have down there?

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He sounds nice.

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Louie Gohmert

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Clown semi-tractor trailer

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"Constitution? We don't need no stinkin' Constitution!"

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Now, in Illinois, on the other hand, sending ex-governors to prison is a state pastime!

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I heard that it was a little porny.

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... you go with the justice system you have, not the one you wish you had...

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... as will he, if he actually believes in his ultra-religious godhead... (which he obviously doesn't if he's lying, stealing and getting rich - all of which are specifically condemned in the OT/NT versions of The Wholly Babble)

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Number forty-seven said to number three:"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.I sure would be delighted with your company,come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."

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No we must make an example of him just like the people that are serving life sentences for drug possession that he prosecuted.

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There's no rule against it in his BuyBull & since his opinion is that it's the "constitution," of course he believes this is a bogus charge & he's above it.

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No but it is a long-held tradition in the Deep South as a whole.

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A Southern one.

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