Let's say you want to be a member of the Iowa Senate, but you decide that actually running for the seat is expensive and tedious, and you realize that even if you win, you're mostly going to be voting on a lot of boring local issues, probably involving corn. Wouldn't it be more fun to go straight to national office, maybe the Senate? But a candidacy in that arena costs even MORE time and money, and even if you won, you'd still have to think about corn. Subsidies, probably. Wouldn't it be cool if you could just BE a U.S. Senator without all the trouble of "winning an election"? Well, meet
Also, Imma thinking there oughta be a shit-ton more Senators of the Republic for the United States of America from the Great Motherfucking State of California than from the Pissant State of Iowa.
Doesn't she have to submit to hubby, though?
Can we open sweatshops there?
Hey, that's cheap ... we charge $8.00 just to get into Manhattan.
Liberty and au jus for all.
Stay safe. Those families can be unpredictable.
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
That sounds dirty.
Dammit, we don't want him here! We just got Conrad Black back!
Tommy. I think you gotta be at least Generalissimo Sergeant Major of the Repubic Armed Forces.
I know shit about this, but I will affirm that you called it, fwiw.
It'd be kind of cool if the Amazing Randi could make her disappear.
Attorney General, Dentist General, <i>and</i> Realtor General, plz.
There is actually a place called &quot;Ozark, Alabama&quot;? Fuck me.
Dude.
Also, Imma thinking there oughta be a shit-ton more Senators of the Republic for the United States of America from the Great Motherfucking State of California than from the Pissant State of Iowa.
I&#039;m one, maybe.