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Thank you. I learned something. Turning off my bluetooth . . .

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All this election news is so depressing. Maybe next time they could just run Old Yeller on the teevee instead because that would be way more fucking cheerful.

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They didn't tell you about the whiskey shortage, did they?

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We'd make a pretty nice-looking mid-sized country, at about 50M. Probably 6th or 7th largest GDP.

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Turning off my pho

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And to make it so that gun fondlers can legally walk into daycare centers while bristling with enough weaponry to storm Fallujah.

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They were into voter fraud before it was cool.

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"So please, I'm begging you, my loyal constituents -- throw me out of office! Stop me, before I run again!"

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Yeah, half of the Commonwealth's governors since WWII have been Republicans. It appears that party control of the governor's office in Mass. routinely changes hands every couple of elections or so.

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If there wasn't a lot of voter fraud reported, there can be only one possible explanation: FRAUDSTERS HACKED THE APP!!!

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Oh my God! Black people can look at you in Texas now? Damn you Obama!

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Did the woman in Texas "tsk-tsk" every time this brave American patriot selected a winger on his ballot?

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Yeah, so sit down and shut up!

Oh, you said <i>Christ</i>

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Kansas has lead the way, let's hope Nobama see the glory of Kansas. Or more accurately potential, since it has gone to hell. Just a few more years to go.

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"The reports were anonymous, but we bet that the voter was named “James Smith.”

My money's on "James O'Keefe."

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