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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Thank you. I learned something. Turning off my bluetooth . . .

ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

All this election news is so depressing. Maybe next time they could just run Old Yeller on the teevee instead because that would be way more fucking cheerful.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Or start voting Republican. Hey, they have a choice!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

They didn't tell you about the whiskey shortage, did they?

bobbert's avatar

We'd make a pretty nice-looking mid-sized country, at about 50M. Probably 6th or 7th largest GDP.

Lefty Mark's avatar

And to make it so that gun fondlers can legally walk into daycare centers while bristling with enough weaponry to storm Fallujah.

Lefty Mark's avatar

They were into voter fraud before it was cool.

Lefty Mark's avatar

"So please, I'm begging you, my loyal constituents -- throw me out of office! Stop me, before I run again!"

Lefty Mark's avatar

Yeah, half of the Commonwealth's governors since WWII have been Republicans. It appears that party control of the governor's office in Mass. routinely changes hands every couple of elections or so.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

If there wasn't a lot of voter fraud reported, there can be only one possible explanation: FRAUDSTERS HACKED THE APP!!!

Ilgattomorte's avatar

Oh my God! Black people can look at you in Texas now? Damn you Obama!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Did the woman in Texas "tsk-tsk" every time this brave American patriot selected a winger on his ballot?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Yeah, so sit down and shut up!

Oh, you said <i>Christ</i>

Reddishrabbit's avatar

Kansas has lead the way, let's hope Nobama see the glory of Kansas. Or more accurately potential, since it has gone to hell. Just a few more years to go.

schmannity's avatar

"The reports were anonymous, but we bet that the voter was named “James Smith.”

My money's on "James O'Keefe."