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For a horrible moment there, I thought, "With Breitbart gone, what becomes of his empire?" was, "With Breitbart gone, what becomes of his <b>diaper</b>? "

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Especially since after trying to keep this circus rolling, she may never be in a good mood ever again.

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I understand that killing assholes is like eating potato chips...you can't stop at just one.

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I bet it's Breibart on the crass-y knoll.

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Or phrenology<br /><br />---

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Hopefully this will put all of the autoaphixiation malfunction rumors to rest. The family has suffered enough.

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Lol...Nancy Grace and "think" in the same sentence.

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Well, at least he died happy then. That will be a comfort to his wife and children.

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A Leaches Stern Fork?

A Searcher Ken Lofts? (hmmm, Ken is in an anagram of Charles Foster Kane)

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"We the people want an answer."

Fuck that noise. I, the person, need you to chill out.

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