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Me. Still alive, but yeah, the Mrs. and I enjoy ourselves and each other and some recreational substances

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And author of Watership Down....but he was 96. I'm 47. If I have 2x the aches and pains at 94, I will move to Oregon.

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Brian Jones, John Bonham, the guy from AC/DC, John Belushi, Amy Winehouse, Charlie Parker, Elvis, and the list goes on...

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It makes sense if you don't know what "cyber doctrine" means, and you're just putting out a standard-brand Republican talking point press release.

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Asshole god.

"See, first, I'll give all the guys a prostrate, then I'll tell them they can't do butt stuff or else, *then* I'll make a bunch of them really really want to do butt stuff, then I can watch their heads explode. It'll be fucking hilarious!"

"Wow, God. That's a real dick move."

"Ino, rite?"

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And the banjo is actually a cigar box.

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I don't know. The video for Jesus' cover of the Clash's "Clampdown" was pretty epic.

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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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They'd elect him president.

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Leaving me here on my own.

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I don't think it even makes sense to Trump's 10-year-old-who-knows-cyber.

ETA: does that mean the Republican Party is for Title II and net neutrality? That's what this sounds like to me.

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Some combination of maple syrup, hash oil, dark chocolate and vodka, please.

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A Bananaraman?

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If you people would just stop being gay, we wouldn't have to tell you these things.

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Clearly, those gays can't keep a relationship together.

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Oh, *that's* who these guys were. They seem like a parody of bad '80s pop bands done by a bunch of half-drunk sorority sisters.

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