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H0mer0's avatar

We don't need no stinkin' bosses...

vreejack's avatar

Every time I see that sculpture I am left with the same question: why are his hands so big?

vreejack's avatar

Now their servers will be overwhelmed by red-staters looking for free gay porn. You think I jest!

kidcat24's avatar

Oh poor Arianna the republican spice girl and her gay porn site.

elviouslyqueer's avatar

Something something smooth something buff something something something ROCK HARD something.

Also too, FAP FAP FAP.

/obligatory

MasterSkrain's avatar

Derp, Derp, Derpitty, Derp Derp! Wow, the Wingnuts are providing SO much free entertainment! Who needs cable when we have REPUBLICANS?

HZ81's avatar

I don't think Ahmed Shihab-Eldin is with Huffpo Live anymore, which is why I've stopped watching and started crying. So pretty. So smart. So smart and pretty. Damn.

amindofitsown's avatar

"They talk in this strange language-I believe it's called 'snark' or 'sarcasm'".

vreejack's avatar

In big sodomy, dreams stay with you

Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside

nice_marmot's avatar

That's AWESOME! +5000!

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Great, now Wonkette's gonna be overrun by deeply closeted RWNJs looking for full frontal male nudity. Thank goodness they won't be able to comment.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I just watch it for the plot.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

If all he uber-repressed red-staters came out of the closet America's storage problem would be solved well into the 22nd century.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

KInda like it myself. Snowman Ron. Matches skin AND hair.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Porn in SI? I assume it had to do with all those pics of football players with their hands on each others' butts.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

There's this ONE WEIRD TRICK millionaires don't want you to know about!