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badphairy's avatar

But only Lucifer* has the key!

*I would also accept James Hutton*

badphairy's avatar

If it ain't broke...

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I thought that was Delta Dawn.

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And full face masks.

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This is what happens when Terra Nova gets canceled early. Or Outcasts, which is -terrible- and I really like Liam Cunningham. Jamie Bamber is so not believable as a wifeicidal psycho, no matter how much beard stubble he grows.

John Norris's avatar

Why bother? Somalia all ready exists.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Yes, but remember separates want *The* Republic. "The" denotes ultra patriotic specialness.

ahughes798's avatar

Won't be any different with a Democratic president either, per the corporations running the country.

ahughes798's avatar

I'd love to see them shooting their little toy guns at a predator drone or an Abrams tank.

Cranky Man's avatar

I say they are a cargo cult. They want all the freedoms of capital without any labor. Something like that, had some drinks earlier.

Delu's avatar

If they want a Somalia so bad, what are they waiting for?

No one is stopping them from going there this very instant.

AngryKatie's avatar

If only we could convince them that these were guns

theblackdog's avatar

Yeahhhhhhhhhh, the problem is way back when we were pushing the Native Americans to the reservations, we put most of them in the deserts. Kinda hard to undo that one now.

badphairy's avatar

Pffff, like we've ever gone out of our way to honor treaties. (yes, this is sarcasm and I wish it weren't true)

How about Death Valley?