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But only Lucifer* has the key!

*I would also accept James Hutton*

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If it ain't broke...

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I thought that was Delta Dawn.

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And full face masks.

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Uff da, yer good.

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This is what happens when Terra Nova gets canceled early. Or Outcasts, which is -terrible- and I really like Liam Cunningham. Jamie Bamber is so not believable as a wifeicidal psycho, no matter how much beard stubble he grows.

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Why bother? Somalia all ready exists.

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Yes, but remember separates want *The* Republic. "The" denotes ultra patriotic specialness.

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Won't be any different with a Democratic president either, per the corporations running the country.

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I'd love to see them shooting their little toy guns at a predator drone or an Abrams tank.

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I say they are a cargo cult. They want all the freedoms of capital without any labor. Something like that, had some drinks earlier.

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naturally, it makes no sense!

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If they want a Somalia so bad, what are they waiting for?

No one is stopping them from going there this very instant.

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If only we could convince them that these were guns

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Yeahhhhhhhhhh, the problem is way back when we were pushing the Native Americans to the reservations, we put most of them in the deserts. Kinda hard to undo that one now.

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Pffff, like we've ever gone out of our way to honor treaties. (yes, this is sarcasm and I wish it weren't true)

How about Death Valley?

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