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WTF? This is Australia's third total eclipse in about as many years. 'Taint fair!

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I'm shocked, shocked, to find out that 86 percent of convicted pedophiles who committed offences against males described themselves as homosexual or bisexual.

Seriously -- wtf is up with the other 14 percent?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well I tried to pay up but apparently hobo beans are no longer considered valid currency,

bobbert's avatar

Probably too late, but THIS. Welder's mask. Don't fuck around.

bobbert's avatar

Re: the top photo. Is that <i>Still life of pederast carved from lard</i>?

The Quirk's avatar

Very sorry to hear that.

The Quirk's avatar

Not that anyone's really interested, but recent reports show that Bryan Singer can prove he was nowhere NEAR Hawaii at the time of the alleged child rape.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Can't Chuck Berry get some respect here?

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

or have a friend look directly at it. Foolproof!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I took it to mean the Left encouraged sex with old people too.

Capt.Jim's avatar

I think the opening between his ears has been filled with the jizz