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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

WTF? This is Australia's third total eclipse in about as many years. 'Taint fair!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

If they had thumbs, they could masturbate -- and problem solved.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I'm shocked, shocked, to find out that 86 percent of convicted pedophiles who committed offences against males described themselves as homosexual or bisexual.

Seriously -- wtf is up with the other 14 percent?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Well I tried to pay up but apparently hobo beans are no longer considered valid currency,

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bobbert's avatar

Probably too late, but THIS. Welder's mask. Don't fuck around.

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bobbert's avatar

Re: the top photo. Is that <i>Still life of pederast carved from lard</i>?

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The Quirk's avatar

Very sorry to hear that.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

and dresses in drag.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

His Shockered face?

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The Quirk's avatar

Not that anyone's really interested, but recent reports show that Bryan Singer can prove he was nowhere NEAR Hawaii at the time of the alleged child rape.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Can't Chuck Berry get some respect here?

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

I blame the lesbians, obvs.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

or have a friend look directly at it. Foolproof!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I took it to mean the Left encouraged sex with old people too.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

I think the opening between his ears has been filled with the jizz

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