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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Tim Pool is the guy with the fifth grade education, right?

kckitty's avatar

Pool's voice is awful.

Richard Von Busack's avatar

You know, weeks later I’m still singing “I’m looking for my Donald/ thirty-four count felon/ oh Donald oh oh Donald/ looking for my Donald.”

Pisto75666-Radical Left Scum's avatar

"POOL: Should Democrats be in jail? No question. When Donald Trump gets elected, should he start locking them up? No question. Should there be lists of Democrats that need to go to jail, one hundred percent. And the reason for that is they committed crimes."

*Mary Louise-Parker in her character's voice from Boys On The Side* What crimes, honey?

GrannysKnitting's avatar

"Pool suggested on his podcast Tuesday, the tweet had even put his life at risk, because you know how those murderous Kamala supporters are!"

They are so desperate to be the victim, it's ridiculous

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Sounds like the Russians are still telling him what to say.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

So that's Tim Pool. All I had were names and no faces when the Russia, Russia, Russia story dropped.

Please color me so unimpressed.

Anzu's avatar

Person: Says something nasty.

Opponent's social media account: Hey look at this person saying something nasty!

Person: You can't accuse me of saying things I actually said! Defamation! Libelz!

Fifth Dentist's avatar

"The Tim Pool" sounds like a spy thriller starring Matt Damon.

Steve Potter's avatar

Hat Hominem Attack!

Also my future band name.

Buz 13's avatar

All that money Pool made and he still dresses like the Unabomber

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'll tell ya, if I could have gotten a hundred thousand every time I did my job...

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Unabomber libels! The man looks dapper in an orange jump suit.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

Tim Pool has a similar speech pattern as Ben Shapiro. They're both talking very fast and in short bursts like an Uzi.

AlbertCamus's avatar

Jr. does it too. Things go better with coke, I guess.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

I curtsey in your general direction- well done!

el duderino's avatar

I was not aware of this Pimm Tool person. He looks like someone who steals catalytic converters

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

Someone who TRIES to steal catalytic converters, but keeps cutting off the muffler by mistake.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Also, don’t make fun of how silly his hat looks, or you will be committing a toque quoque fallacy."

Only on yr Wonket! lmao