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cicatricella's avatar

I have had the same Twitter account since (apparently) September 2008. So over 10 years. (My ex is a bit of a tech guru so I tended to early-adopt things and then often barely use them.) I have 181 followers. I do not detect any conspiracy in this, as I am not famous and rarely tweet anything particularly interesting or original. Truthseeker5432 is a moron, but we knew that already.

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BlueJean's avatar

Most likely, the waitress just gave him the last two words, and McAfee wrote in the first three words to make himself feel better.

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John's avatar

Robin buttplug...

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Shananigan's avatar

It's the same one as in my profile here but there's no point, really. I hardly use it.

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LeighBowery'sLuxuryComedy's avatar

I fear my tweet count is into five digits. And to think, up until 2015 or so, a good chunk of those were actually original thoughts, too. I don't seem capable of those so much anymore.(PS I follow back wonketeers if you wanna share yr handle..)

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Where do I sign up for the supersoldier program? I`m prepared to roam the tunnels beneath the abandoned megastores, rattling chains to scare off the Chinese too.

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Dianna Deem's avatar

I've been on Twitter for a bit over a year now, and I have (humblebrag) over 600 followers. Mostly, that's thanks to Resistance Follow Back parties (you follow them, they follow you). I never expected to have so many followers, so I'm cool with it.I like to think I have a good mix of people I'm following. Some Never-Trumpers like Ana Navarro, a number of Dem politicians (my own reps and others), comedians famous and not quite famous, geek gods like Mark Hamill and George Takei, Charlie Pierce, the Rude Pundit, Bravenak (AKA Wonderbitch), other Wonkers. It's quite a ride.

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anthrodiva's avatar

Googoots?

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phoenix00's avatar

I think even foot bacteria know to avoid RWNJs.

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Love it. Would do quite well. (speaking as an SF native of course..)

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Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

I like yours better

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AJ Milne's avatar

Does Soros also make them dress like that?

(...if so, that _is_ pretty heinous of him.)

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

AND, Dempsey is dead. So that's a plus for Matthew meeting him, too.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

The note didn't say "I want to fuck you". It said "I want you to know, fuck you!"

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Tovarish Z's avatar

Maybe she could share a good borscht recipe.

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Tovarish Z's avatar

The most dangerous lies are the ones people want to believe.

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