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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Fizzix pedagogy False Flag!!1! ;)

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

It would be easier to get the public, free recipes first, like Halal Rat Dicks

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they should talk to that dad in the radioshack commercial

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The mane event...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's what all those politicians and SCOTUS justices were saying at the Koch brothers retreat the other day

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Pssst where do you think the expression 'hookers and blow' comes from?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hindu libul!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I just spent a couple weeks in Milwaukee doing a corporate show. They really do love their cows there- and cheese and brats and pierogis and beer and...

(yes, I gained 10 lbs on that trip)

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

If it has saloon in the name I'm in. Wait, what?

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

If wingnuts didn't get their panties bunched, it just wouldn't be a day ending in "y".

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Good thing Wonkette doesn't allow comments, or Mediatrackers might come after us next.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Why buy into C.H.E.E.S.E. when you can join COWS for free?

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jqheywood's avatar

And they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling wingnuts...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>We look forward to the group’s next big scoopy scoop that the sun sets in the west.</i>

SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE LIBEL!!1!

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