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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

"See? We don't hate ALL the blahs! You're the real racists"

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Joseph's avatar

They will run him for congress.

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Virginia Bee & Cat's avatar

Sorry kid. You will never get to date Sasha or Malia.

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Crowie's avatar

Right-wingers make sure to get their kids started on word salad early so they'll be sure to enjoy it as they grow up.

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Marceline's avatar

Where are this kid's parents? Probably out somewhere selling kids to human traffickers.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Next on Fox News, learn what this Montana 7th grader thinks about Keynesian macroeconomic theory..."

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Bill Slider's avatar

Wait until Obama challenges the kid to a game of hoops at the White House, then we'll see what the kid has to say about his hero.

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Finn the Human's avatar

CJ will grow up, and realize he is being used.

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Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

I want to know what the Krispy Kreme Klan thinks about this.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Ask John McCain.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

Kid's just another brainwashed Conserva-Christian. He'll grow out of it as soon as he puts his ability to absorb "information" into absorbing real information other than the news/radio channels his parents listen to.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I love it. His slogan: "They're old school. He's Middle School."

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Jared James's avatar

Chronological versus mental age: the Republican dilemma. Makes for a nice book title.

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Jared James's avatar

And the baggy trousers.

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Jared James's avatar

Those aren't the Right Kind of Muslims, so they don't count. It's the same war that's been going on since about 680, occasionally forced to hold an intermission by strong enough governments like the Umayyads, the Ottomans, or the Ba'ath.

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