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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"It’s unbelievable."

Yes, many lies are unbelievable. Why do you believe them?

" It’s everything you can imagine” she said."

No, it's everything YOU can imagine you pinch-faced, black-hearted loon. I swear to Jesus Rainbow Christ the anti-gay frothers think more about gay sex than any gay-sex afficiando I know. Why do your thoughts wriggle around in excrement so?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I imagine that people shit and piss in the bathrooms. Eeeew!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Not to a rightwing fuckwit.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

These are the good years Gay kids protected from the bullies The measures angered bigots And bunched up their woolies Life is flowing Like Ketchup on raspberry coulis

Ketchup, Ketchup.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

If only the converse of of that proposition was true ... "I do not think, therefore I am not"

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The Quirk's avatar

Pointy teeth.

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The Quirk's avatar

Just a result of the drugs you were given at the LGBTQ place.

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NorfolkAndWay's avatar

It should stand for "Quelle surprise, the gays disagree about something." I am not calling them idiots, although I am very surprised. Then again, I am A Old.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

"Count me in!"

-Marcus Bachman

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Why would an anti-bullying program need to explore if identity or behavior is "intrinsic"? Sounds like somebody's too busy grifting or hyperventilating to even skim the syllabus.

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lljktechnogeek's avatar

How many times do I have to tell you people? Jesus isn't a zombie!

Zombies aren't weak to worked iron (such as nails). Zombies don't have freaky bullshit superpowers. Zombies don't have parents (who are somehow also themselves) that are obsessed with endlessly being praised.

Jesus was one of the Fair Folk. Get it right.

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schmannity's avatar

Gays are the real bullies.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

No kidding. That is way scarier than an extra Q in some group's acronym.

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Ms. Harvey? Mark Foley on Line 1.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

These are the good years Laws protect gay kids from hazing The wingnut response has been Nothing short of amazing Life is flowing Like ketchup on your raisins.

Ketchup, Ketchup.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Zombies eat brains, right? Pretty sure this might explain <i>a lot.</i>

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