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Joshua Norton's avatar

It won't be Willie either. We guarantee it.

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bobbert's avatar

Al Gore is too fat to say anything, har har har.

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bobbert's avatar

Fucking Rim of Fire.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

<i>"Don Smurthwaite also did not rule out the possibility that wildfires are being set by space aliens or interdimensional elves. Largely because we didn’t ask him."</i>

What -- you can't handle the truth?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Those scamps.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Wow ... a <i>2003</i> FBI memo <i>raised the possibility</i> that Al Qaeda might try to set wildfires?

By WND standards, that's a smoking gun covered with fingerprints! Who are the wingnutz insisting that Obama should bomb? Oh wait...

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Jared James's avatar

"Put another hashmark on the board, Jerry."

"Which category?"

"Uh, skeptics, I think, but better go with skeptics and wild-eyed conspiracy nuts, just to cover the bases."

"Good enough for government work."

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diogenez's avatar

No jihadists were harmed building this fire...?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>they “captured a treasure trove of material that provided some unprecedented insight into the al-Qaida plans. And one of those was a detailed campaign for starting fires throughout the [American] West.”</i>

Did the plans also happen to mention anything about <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sharknado" target="_blank">Sharknadoes?</a> Those suckers <i>really</i> have me scared.

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PubOption's avatar

See also the article on Terry Jones.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So, can we go with <i>A GOVERNMENT SPOKESMAN SAID "LOL"</i> ?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The fuckwits who believe this arglebargle tend to be in the Xtianist camp anyhow (because derp), so they're already scared of God.

(And since when do the wingnutz not blame Obama?)

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

U.S. officials have "pretty much determined" it.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Ponymon: wasn't that just too easy?

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schmannity's avatar

Maybe Islamo--Fascist-Arsonists are using kerosine soaked Korans in a false flag operation.

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