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Really, they're upset about the "Big Bird irritating Romney joke"? Wow, I guess my "Romney looks like a penis in a Joseph A. Bank suit" joke would be way beyond the pale.

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I can think of several political positions that he reversed on his way to not being President.

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We just need a few more bulldozers, we can finally fill in that damn uncanny valley!

--Republican Strategists

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I'm more interested in how you keep the bales of marijuana intact all night.

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It's not missing! It's out hiking the Cayman Trail.

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I guess for wingnuts, the butthurt is not just the right height.

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if BB sits on Egg she might hatch into that monstrous thing on her shirt. The one she's always wearing.

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This year, my Halloween costume is going to be one of those hemorrhoid pillows because, geezus, the very tender buttocks of the conservatards are so very sensitive to the butthurt.

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To be fair, Mitt isn't as funny as Geoff Peterson.

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Fucking humor. How does it work? -- GOP Insane Clown Car Posse

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What? Mittens loves to laugh. It's a nervous, twitchy, creepy laugh, but it is a laugh.

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See Mittens run. Run Mittens run.

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I am going as a Mexican migrant as soon as I figure out how to keep the cantaloupes in my pant legs.

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How many Mitt Romneys does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, Romney can’t change.

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A Mormon Steamer?

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They could find butt-hurt watching a test pattern.

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