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Ilgattomorte's avatar

Really, they're upset about the "Big Bird irritating Romney joke"? Wow, I guess my "Romney looks like a penis in a Joseph A. Bank suit" joke would be way beyond the pale.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

I can think of several political positions that he reversed on his way to not being President.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

We just need a few more bulldozers, we can finally fill in that damn uncanny valley!

--Republican Strategists

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I'm more interested in how you keep the bales of marijuana intact all night.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

It's not missing! It's out hiking the Cayman Trail.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I guess for wingnuts, the butthurt is not just the right height.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

if BB sits on Egg she might hatch into that monstrous thing on her shirt. The one she's always wearing.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

This year, my Halloween costume is going to be one of those hemorrhoid pillows because, geezus, the very tender buttocks of the conservatards are so very sensitive to the butthurt.

Vienna Woods's avatar

To be fair, Mitt isn't as funny as Geoff Peterson.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fucking humor. How does it work? -- GOP Insane Clown Car Posse

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What? Mittens loves to laugh. It's a nervous, twitchy, creepy laugh, but it is a laugh.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

See Mittens run. Run Mittens run.

schmannity's avatar

I am going as a Mexican migrant as soon as I figure out how to keep the cantaloupes in my pant legs.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

How many Mitt Romneys does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, Romney can’t change.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

They could find butt-hurt watching a test pattern.