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Doloras Funkette's avatar

watch out for staplers

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Normal-brained people would look at the string of GOPer "investigations" into people who just happen to be their political opponents that turned up nothing and think "well, it seems that the evidence shows that these GOPer shitheels are using inestigations and prosecutions to score political points."

The GOPer base sees each investigation and thinks only that the DEEP STATE CONSPIRACY gets bigger with every one.

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Sorry... that approval doesn't cut the mustard.

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Amy!'s avatar

Holy shit. Before I zoomed in, I thought that was a library. Like, fulla law books and stuff, to feed her ego. I guess she doesn't feed it; that's a whole damned liquid diet, there.

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Red Richmond's avatar

Give it some time and it might ketchup.

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Urp's avatar

If you go with the idea that the Dems got DT elected on purpose to finally wipe out the Republican Party, the evil genius conspiracy theory lines up.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Yes! it is.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Three cheers for our Civil Service!!! Let's claw back the rest of our government from contractors! Government By the People, for the People. Not for profit.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Most Americans have been taught to view politics as a team competition. Not property management. Banana republican states have been sabotaging elementary education for decades to achieve this level of ignorance. People can't maintain a Democracy without being taught.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Hah! No way out of this pickle, so may as well sit back and relish it.

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Red Richmond's avatar

With a miracle we might yet whip it!

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doktorzoom's avatar

Please review the rules. We don't wish death on people here.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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marcus816's avatar

I specifically said I wasn't advocating suicide, just sarcastically responding to the hyperbolic "We can’t live in a world..." but whatever.

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doktorzoom's avatar

Ehh, not really. Saying I would never advocate that he kill himself, but if he does what he feels what he must do, oh well (I'm paraphrasing, obvs) gets the message across.

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marcus816's avatar

Thanks for your kind admonition. I’ll be more circumspect

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