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Or after a few Doobie snacks maybe they won't.

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So let me see if I get this.The Volks Krauts were caught spewing poison gas on Americans.Who said irony is dead.

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Harumph.

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For the love of god just secede already Texas...

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I have a nice Louisville Slugger that I could use to tap their Snooze buttons.

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Erythin's bigger in Texas.

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And those who don't scream everything with entire all-caps paragraphs go all minimalist and don't uppercase any letters and forego all punctuation, so you're stuck with a word tossed-salad in which it is impossible to know where one brain fart leaves off and the next one begins.

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That's not sweat. Talking about persecuting Muslims and smarty, elitist scientists makes her all wet in the whatever.

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I agree with Ms. Geller that 'racism' will be the epitaph of America. I mean actual racism, though, not 'saying the word racism.'

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This is in deed strange.

https://scontent-frt3-1.xx....

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You assume they had minds to lose. No.

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Yes, like the one I learned at age six, when the teacher (who had just quit teaching kindergarten and had her same class from the prior year apart from me and a kid who'd been left back) hated me for knowing how to READ. The nerve of me!

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Super Bowl Gun Shape?

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Innately.

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Dawkins is getting into the fray...

http://gawker.com/prioritie...

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Actually, this story says exactly the opposite. Reading is fundamental.

"Flavor two is that liberals are hypocrites to complain about Ahmed’s treatment, since their paranoia over guns has led to Zero Tolerance policies everywhere, and kids are also punished for chewing their Pop-tarts into the shape of a gun, and no liberal has ever complained about that (WRONG)."

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