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Not so fast. His clear expertise using bullet points means he *must* have learned that in the military giving PowerPoint presentations, which means he *must* be a secret military agent infiltrating socialist blog sites like this one! He just outed himself! Beware!

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I get it kind sir my response was meant to be sarcastic😉

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whatever happened to former gal pal of Ana Marie Cox, the Washingtonienne, Jessica Cutler?

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Best. Plan. EVER.

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British newspapers use that ridiculous bullet-point style a lot. It's mainly to fill white space & disguise the fact that there's not a lot of actual content. Oh, and Axios is a sad pathetic joke.

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Poo-tanging.

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I think you meant: ● Best ● Plan ● EVER

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Three times as long? That's a helluva lot of bullet points.

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"cheap suits and malleable morals" - lol - that certainly fits the moral profile if not the actuality of the small city I now reside in....uh, in which I now reside.

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Can I just eeeewwww about that picture? Hope she was stashing the Ameros she was getting.

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If you think this article was tedious, the fucking Axios story is more than three times as long.

I think Dok Zoom meant, "If you think this article was tedious, the Axios fucking story is more than three fucking times as long."

Real Americans find stories about dogs fucking of interest. Political fuckery is riveting.

PS Coming to an Urban Dicktionary near you:

"Improving she/he's English" means to indulge in a randy rogering with the partner/target of one's choice.

- "Improving she/he's French" means to give tongue to one's sexual partner/target with elan and savior faire and, perhaps, with sang froid if he/she was assigned to you by your government.

- "Improving she/he's Spanish" means to improve one's English or French, etc in an easy to understand and rhythmic fashion

- "Improving she/he's Chinese" means to improve one's English or French or Spenish and then need to do it all over again an hour later.

- Oh, yeah, "improving one's Russian" is to do any of the above and to shop the resulting tapes around to the target actors with the threat of shopping it to the various internet language improvement web sites . Very depressing.

It's all very extra-ecumenical

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Good point - I didn't even consider an actual intellectual disability being involved here.

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Of course!Have could I have missed that?

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This woman does get around. Does Jared know? If he does, does he care?

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Yep, this asshole just went straight to “yellow peril”, what a surprise; must be slipping tho’, he didn’t figure out a way to work “China virus” in there too:

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Real class act; Twitler will probably give him a Medal of Freedom.

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