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Wingnuts Outraged by Casting of Elegant Actress Jane Fonda as 'Blow*** Queen' Nancy Reagan

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Wingnuts Outraged by Casting of Elegant Actress Jane Fonda as 'Blow*** Queen' Nancy Reagan

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Mar 27, 2012
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Wingnuts Outraged by Casting of Elegant Actress Jane Fonda as 'Blow*** Queen' Nancy Reagan

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Blowjob. The word is "blowjob." And scores of Old Hollywood has apparently had their tumescent, swollen cocks in her mouth, and apparently she was GREAT at it, which is the first good thing about Nancy Reagan we have ever heard.

 Variety reports the former first lady will be portrayed, hopefully, by American icon Jane Fonda, a lovely woman who will burn in hell for being anti-American and sitting on a tank once 40 years ago, and also for starring in Monster-in-Law. Wingnuts, predictably, are outraged, as Nancy Reagan is a sainted lady who is universally beloved for being married to an amoral fraud for a fairly long time, maybe boning Frank Sinatra, and wearing lots of bows. [ Variety ]

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JustPixelz: IV%'er
Aug 15, 2023

Also raised taxes. Liberalized abortion as governor of California. Sent the Marines to Lebanon with no clear mission, no exit strategy. IOKIYAR. (It's OK If You Are Reagan)

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PubOption
Aug 15, 2023

I didn't really think that the medal incident and his testimony was sufficient for the soubriquet 'Hanoi', but then, I'm not a wingnut.

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