The WingnuttoSphere is buzzing today with news that ISIS is planning an "imminent attack"at the U.S-Mexico border any day now!!!Exclamationpoint!! The alleged intelligence report comes from rightwing bullshit spigot"Judicial Watch" , which claims: Islamic terrorist groups are operating in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez and planning to attack the United States with car bombs or other vehicle born improvised explosive devices (VBIED). High-level federal law enforcement, intelligence and other sources have confirmed to Judicial Watch that a warning bulletin for an imminent terrorist attack on the border has been issued. Agents across a number of Homeland Security, Justice and Defense agencies have all been placed on alert and instructed to aggressively work all possible leads and sources concerning this imminent terrorist threat.
<i>This ISIS-AQ divorce is a key reason why ISIS is so unremittingly violent ...</i> <p> Fortunately, the Second Amendment is there to guarantee the ex-spouse has continued access to weapons, no matter how &quot;violent&quot; he or she allegedly is. <p> And if Al Qaeda is so worried about ISIS, they can just get a restraining order or something. No biggee.</p></p>
Man, if Judicial Wank got it from Judicial Wank Sources and the Faily Bawler picked it up, too, it must be <i>truthier than we know!</i> and I for one will live in terrible fear of having my pocket picked and/or trucksploded by evil Muslin Meskins From the Ice Cartel.
After I finish my beer and hotdog. You know; priorities.
That&#039;s not nice. I crowd sourced The Fartknocker Report so you can enjoy learning about CunTundra without watching it. Of course, I am the blueberry in the tomato soup called Texas according to Governor Goat Fucker Perry, who is also indicted on 2 felony charges.
If I was a bookie, I would give the Las Zetas a 12 point spread over ISIS. Iranian terrorists in Mexico would stand out like Mitt Romney at one of my Abortionplexs.
All of these organizations can trace their inspiration to the Federation of Asinine Paranoics Peddling Egregious Rumors (FAPPER). When it comes right down to it, such groups are comprised of nothing but FAPPERs.
Well ISIS tried.
The score is now Texas 2, ISIS 0.
Yep. And they speak foreign, too, so they&#039;d blend right in.
<i>This ISIS-AQ divorce is a key reason why ISIS is so unremittingly violent ...</i> <p> Fortunately, the Second Amendment is there to guarantee the ex-spouse has continued access to weapons, no matter how &quot;violent&quot; he or she allegedly is. <p> And if Al Qaeda is so worried about ISIS, they can just get a restraining order or something. No biggee.</p></p>
What?
Wide stance men&#039;s rooms?
It&#039;s what they call being &quot;color blind&quot;.
The Dallas Cowgirls would look different?
Man, if Judicial Wank got it from Judicial Wank Sources and the Faily Bawler picked it up, too, it must be <i>truthier than we know!</i> and I for one will live in terrible fear of having my pocket picked and/or trucksploded by evil Muslin Meskins From the Ice Cartel.
After I finish my beer and hotdog. You know; priorities.
And a possible French Canadian source, Jacques Strappe.
I once encountered a nasty chimichanga on this side of the border. Still gives me nightmares.
That&#039;s not nice. I crowd sourced The Fartknocker Report so you can enjoy learning about CunTundra without watching it. Of course, I am the blueberry in the tomato soup called Texas according to Governor Goat Fucker Perry, who is also indicted on 2 felony charges.
One of my long-term goals is to become a Bag Daddy.
If I was a bookie, I would give the Las Zetas a 12 point spread over ISIS. Iranian terrorists in Mexico would stand out like Mitt Romney at one of my Abortionplexs.
All of these organizations can trace their inspiration to the Federation of Asinine Paranoics Peddling Egregious Rumors (FAPPER). When it comes right down to it, such groups are comprised of nothing but FAPPERs.
You&#039;re gonna get some complaints from Goat Fuckers.
Obviously the way to defeat these pickup trucks is to send in a squadron of cab drivers.