Time for an Arts Update! The editor of Superpatriot and disgraced torture aficionado Allen West's blog is so mad at the Metropolitan Opera that she's just about ready to go to New York's Lincoln Center and stage a mock execution of the artistic director. You see, the monsters at the Met are staging a production of John Adams’s 1991 opera,
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He is also livid over Rossini's depiction of class warfare and abuse of professional position as a hairstylist to cheat a man of a perfectly good woman half his age, and Verdi's encouragement of the hoi polloi freeloading and stealing the fruits of enterprise from honest businesspersons and landlords.
Clearly the Met is an anti-Semitic organization through and through, which is the only possible explanation of why the General Manager and Music Director are both... wait for it... Jewish!
Ah, a sort of "Laramie Project"-type work then? That would be very interesting.
Wagner.
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She must hate <i>Jesus Christ Superstar</i>. They kill him. Talk about war on Christians.
Inspector Morse?
He is also livid over Rossini&#039;s depiction of class warfare and abuse of professional position as a hairstylist to cheat a man of a perfectly good woman half his age, and Verdi&#039;s encouragement of the hoi polloi freeloading and stealing the fruits of enterprise from honest businesspersons and landlords.
their idea of culture is watching cars make left turns for three hours
Not exhausting enough...even though these folks remind me of a toddler who needs a nap.
it&#039;s about time- The met has been trying to blame their financial troubles on local 1 for years
Clearly the Met is an anti-Semitic organization through and through, which is the only possible explanation of why the General Manager and Music Director are both... wait for it... Jewish!
Like any of the people who read these columns would actually <em>attend</em> a performance at the Met.
&quot;Met? I thought you said &#039;Mets&#039;. FREE BARTOLO COLON!&quot;
I guess I&#039;ll have to skip this in favor of The Decapitator of Seville.
And yet they are still overweight.
So, Mrs. Abramowitz, other than that, how did you like the play?
Come into my shop, let me trim your mop.
They&#039;d probably consider Javert and the Th&eacute;nardiers the protagonists of the work.