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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Ah, a sort of "Laramie Project"-type work then? That would be very interesting.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

If you ever try to recognize humanity in any person that is on the Wingnut Bogeyman List©, you will be subjected to summary Allen West-ing (sustained waves of ignorant shrieking) BE WARNED

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

She must hate <i>Jesus Christ Superstar</i>. They kill him. Talk about war on Christians.

Jared James's avatar

He is also livid over Rossini's depiction of class warfare and abuse of professional position as a hairstylist to cheat a man of a perfectly good woman half his age, and Verdi's encouragement of the hoi polloi freeloading and stealing the fruits of enterprise from honest businesspersons and landlords.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

their idea of culture is watching cars make left turns for three hours

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Not exhausting enough...even though these folks remind me of a toddler who needs a nap.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's about time- The met has been trying to blame their financial troubles on local 1 for years

SullivanSt's avatar

Clearly the Met is an anti-Semitic organization through and through, which is the only possible explanation of why the General Manager and Music Director are both... wait for it... Jewish!

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Like any of the people who read these columns would actually <em>attend</em> a performance at the Met.

"Met? I thought you said 'Mets'. FREE BARTOLO COLON!"

schmannity's avatar

I guess I'll have to skip this in favor of The Decapitator of Seville.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

And yet they are still overweight.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

So, Mrs. Abramowitz, other than that, how did you like the play?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Come into my shop, let me trim your mop.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

They'd probably consider Javert and the Thénardiers the protagonists of the work.