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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

Underneath a porn star?

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ralphteb's avatar

Yeah in no way do I think he was a good guy it’s just previous administrations could have done the same and didn’t, and trumps motives are so obvious at this stage that this killing was all about trump and not natsec concerns

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

Very serious sex hoaxer Jacob Wohl made a solemn vow to the Daily Beast's Will Sommer that if it's war, he's all in! Maybe Elizabeth Warren's young sex machine marine can take Jacob under his wing.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Always.

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fuflans's avatar

way late to the game but i've been de-christmas-ing.

this was my first thought - not impeachment but fear of being benghazi-d.

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Yuki Aizawa's avatar

You mean the james bond villian 1. Now america has jame bond villian 2 and all his minions.

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richardgrabman's avatar

Given Mexico has had good relations with Iran going back forever... or at least 1923 when both were original members of the League of Nations... and, both having kinda crappy armies and a lot of oil (and a history of US intervention), I don't see Iran having any reason to threaten Mexico, or vice.versa.

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ralphteb's avatar

No consequences for screwing up, there can’t be any more looking forward not back when this current administration gets voted out , they need to be held accountable

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

These aren't normal times.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

And destroying the only stable secular nation in the region.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Vietnam did. Lebanon. We have failed in Afghanistan, Syria, Libya, Iraq, Iran... N. Korea's been diddling us. We are a paper tiger.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Even if he did try and enlist (he wouldn't) we don't accept convicted felons.

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motmelere's avatar

Cue the demands for support during these troubled times, blah, blah, blithity blather. There is always a tweet for his shit, now we have video! https://www.vanityfair.com/...I'm sure this has been seen by nearly all of you, but it can't possibly be overshared.

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Robert Wesley Fales's avatar

And Dumbass Jr.

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motmelere's avatar

Join now, Jacob, infantry training takes three months. It will all be over before you're done, what with such a strong capable commander-in-chief running things.

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