Ms. Sparkle is Twi-Curious It's just about time for Back To School, so you know what that means: Time to return to fighting the Culture Wars in the classroom! The latest rightwing panic is over a recent training session for teachers in North Carolina's
I initially read "professional truth sayer" as "professional truth slayer" and thought, at least he's honest about being a liar. (Norman coordinate.)
Hrmph.
Y'know, this stuff would've been helpful when I was a kid just to figure out why some kids were different.
Possibly, but I'm so old (HAHAHAHAAAA!) I can't remember.
Right? You think they'd notice, what with their whole sky fairy flooding story that they already have.
I didn't even know from these MLP characters until I came to Wonkette. That's how old and out of it I am.
Seriously, I had to google them and read about them on wikipedia so I could understand one third of the comments!
Then I read that there was PORN for them too!
NO! I did not go there! ( I am NOT lying! YOU are lying! Big liar!)
I also learned that "fapping" is jerking off and in MLP lingo it is "clopping".
Honestly, why would anyone want to look at anything other than Wonkette when their computer is on? There is so much to learn!
These butthurt apes need to calm themselves down with some porn. Maybe some gay porn.
All that inbreeding prevents the mouth-breathers from understanding anything above a first grade education.
Actually, it was Jerry Falwell who said that.
Of course, those two creeps were BFFs.
They'll remember him soon enough.
Assuming that they have teeth. All that inbreeding is bound to harm one's oral health.
I learned that song from "Weird Al" Yankovic's spoof "Yoda".
The only surprise is that these yahoos never alleged that Bewitched promoted satanism.
For that matter, I object to the exposure to science in the form of electricity, running water and motor vehicles.
I wonder how many of the fundies realize that those are based on science.
It had to dial things down a little when it made syndication, but I love that strip.
(that look on your face when you suddenly realize Equestria Girls has elements in common with The Last Unicorn)
Ask the fundies that and their heads would probably fall off in confusion.