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pussygrabber in chief's avatar

I initially read "professional truth sayer" as "professional truth slayer" and thought, at least he's honest about being a liar. (Norman coordinate.)

FauxAntocles's avatar

Y'know, this stuff would've been helpful when I was a kid just to figure out why some kids were different.

mclepus's avatar

Possibly, but I'm so old (HAHAHAHAAAA!) I can't remember.

Cat Cafe's avatar

Right? You think they'd notice, what with their whole sky fairy flooding story that they already have.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

I didn't even know from these MLP characters until I came to Wonkette. That's how old and out of it I am.

Seriously, I had to google them and read about them on wikipedia so I could understand one third of the comments!

Then I read that there was PORN for them too!

NO! I did not go there! ( I am NOT lying! YOU are lying! Big liar!)

I also learned that "fapping" is jerking off and in MLP lingo it is "clopping".

Honestly, why would anyone want to look at anything other than Wonkette when their computer is on? There is so much to learn!

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

These butthurt apes need to calm themselves down with some porn. Maybe some gay porn.

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All that inbreeding prevents the mouth-breathers from understanding anything above a first grade education.

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Actually, it was Jerry Falwell who said that.

Of course, those two creeps were BFFs.

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

They'll remember him soon enough.

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Assuming that they have teeth. All that inbreeding is bound to harm one's oral health.

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

I learned that song from "Weird Al" Yankovic's spoof "Yoda".

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

The only surprise is that these yahoos never alleged that Bewitched promoted satanism.

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

For that matter, I object to the exposure to science in the form of electricity, running water and motor vehicles.

I wonder how many of the fundies realize that those are based on science.

Grokenstein's avatar

It had to dial things down a little when it made syndication, but I love that strip.

(that look on your face when you suddenly realize Equestria Girls has elements in common with The Last Unicorn)

ConnieHinesDorothyProvine's avatar

Ask the fundies that and their heads would probably fall off in confusion.