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Hold up. I thought pregnancy was how women trapped Nice Guys into a relationship.

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The Christian right's frenzied death throes, basically.

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Untrue; because all those potential babbies will be waiting for you in heaven.

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Yeah, it's a civil matter so the burden of proof only requires "balance of probabilities".

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You're thinking way too small. every stalker, ex-husband, creepola is going to get to claim consensual sex and the onus to prove rape will be on the woman. all the court stuff will naturally take more than 20 weeks....underwear gnome....no abortions!

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And yet they seem perfectly happy to believe in it. Who'da thunk it?

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These guys are morons. If you're gonna try to force women to do things with their vag you make an "all girls have sex with me" bill.what a waste of time

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I like to think of this as the "I Own You, Bitch, What You Want Doesn't Matter" bill. Actually, that's not true. I don't like to think of this at all.

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they will be waiting a long time. - patience is a virtue they say.

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... wait, what? All the seed I've spilled since hitting puberty head-on is going to be waiting for me in heaven? I'm gonna need a bigger boat...

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... uhm, like this?... https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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... and if y'er doin' it rite, them girl babbiez will be larnin' how to make sammiches before they kin talk... Duggar-style parenting!

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... I think you mean Maury, but yeah - good question. Who's going to pay for those DNA tests? The last I heard, they weren't exactly cheap. Honestly, Wisconsin pols, you could at least try to A) think and B) think things through.

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... and depravity isn't a bug, it's a feature.

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Vasectomies *aren't* 100% effective, though.

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Men *shouldn't* have a say in abortion, but *if* abortion is made free and widely accessible everywhere (as I think it should be), then males *should* have an opt-out from paying child support.

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