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bobbert's avatar

No.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Dirt libel!

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SullivanSt's avatar

And here was I thinking "nullification crisis". Oh shit.

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PubOption's avatar

Dean Kaufert is cutting the cheese.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

First it was the FEMA stormtropers buying up alll their precious ammo. Now it's the army of poorz buying up all their Cheetos. These conspiracy nutz are a tiresome bunch.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Isn't this a violation of the due processed clause?

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chascates's avatar

The poorz can still get a chunk of 'rat cheese' along with their sardines and bologna, right?

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malsperanza's avatar

Not even a nice bit of Wensleydale?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

We are the TRUE oppressed minority.

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malsperanza's avatar

Well, <i>a</i> reason did; that's almost the same thing.

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Shypixel's avatar

Is this the same fucking party that shit the bed in panic when Michelle Obama suggested a vegetable garden to promote healthy eating habits?

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SullivanSt's avatar

Looks like they're determined to fail the broccoli test.

Also too, aren't these the same people who were frothing at mouth in anger at Bloomberg's soda ban?

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diogenez's avatar

You'll have to pry my Gruyere from my cold dead hands.

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ValiumNation's avatar

Cheese will give you solidarity alright!

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PubOption's avatar

Will the Packers supporters have to abandon their cheesehead hats?

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

And yet this encourages them to buy arugula, which frankly, should be some sort of human rights abuse...

Yeah, that's right, I'm a left wing p*ssy and I just dissed your precious arugula! COME AT ME BRO!

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