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Dirt libel!

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And here was I thinking "nullification crisis". Oh shit.

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Dean Kaufert is cutting the cheese.

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First it was the FEMA stormtropers buying up alll their precious ammo. Now it's the army of poorz buying up all their Cheetos. These conspiracy nutz are a tiresome bunch.

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Isn't this a violation of the due processed clause?

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The poorz can still get a chunk of 'rat cheese' along with their sardines and bologna, right?

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Not even a nice bit of Wensleydale?

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We are the TRUE oppressed minority.

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Well, <i>a</i> reason did; that's almost the same thing.

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Is this the same fucking party that shit the bed in panic when Michelle Obama suggested a vegetable garden to promote healthy eating habits?

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Looks like they're determined to fail the broccoli test.

Also too, aren't these the same people who were frothing at mouth in anger at Bloomberg's soda ban?

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You'll have to pry my Gruyere from my cold dead hands.

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Cheese will give you solidarity alright!

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Will the Packers supporters have to abandon their cheesehead hats?

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And yet this encourages them to buy arugula, which frankly, should be some sort of human rights abuse...

Yeah, that's right, I'm a left wing p*ssy and I just dissed your precious arugula! COME AT ME BRO!

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