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SullivanSt's avatar

And here was I thinking "nullification crisis". Oh shit.

PubOption's avatar

Dean Kaufert is cutting the cheese.

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First it was the FEMA stormtropers buying up alll their precious ammo. Now it's the army of poorz buying up all their Cheetos. These conspiracy nutz are a tiresome bunch.

chascates's avatar

The poorz can still get a chunk of 'rat cheese' along with their sardines and bologna, right?

malsperanza's avatar

Not even a nice bit of Wensleydale?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

We are the TRUE oppressed minority.

malsperanza's avatar

Well, <i>a</i> reason did; that's almost the same thing.

Shypixel's avatar

Is this the same fucking party that shit the bed in panic when Michelle Obama suggested a vegetable garden to promote healthy eating habits?

SullivanSt's avatar

Looks like they're determined to fail the broccoli test.

Also too, aren't these the same people who were frothing at mouth in anger at Bloomberg's soda ban?

diogenez's avatar

You'll have to pry my Gruyere from my cold dead hands.

ValiumNation's avatar

Cheese will give you solidarity alright!

PubOption's avatar

Will the Packers supporters have to abandon their cheesehead hats?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

And yet this encourages them to buy arugula, which frankly, should be some sort of human rights abuse...

Yeah, that's right, I'm a left wing p*ssy and I just dissed your precious arugula! COME AT ME BRO!